Thursday, February 25, 2010

Payback is a Steaming Pile of a Bitch!


This is so exciting!  I've waited for the glorious day when a normal girl like me could gift a steaming bag of fresh gorilla poo to anyone of my lucky lucky friends!  Oh joy!

Poopsenders sells Cow Dung, Elephant Crap, and my own personal favorite...Gorilla Poop!  You can get a quart of shit, or if you really care for the giftee...get em' a gallon.  They even include a gift card that comes right in the poo:


The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:


1. To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend.
2. Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn.
3. For your mean boss.
4. For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off.
5. A Last minute gift for some one who has everything.
6. A gag gift.
7. For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg.
8. To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D.
9. Some one left you negative feedback on your auction.
10. You just don't like them.


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