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Payback is a Steaming Pile of a Bitch!

This is so exciting!  I've waited for the glorious day when a normal girl like me could gift a steaming bag of fresh gorilla poo to anyone of my lucky lucky friends!  Oh joy!

Poopsenders sells Cow Dung, Elephant Crap, and my own personal favorite...Gorilla Poop!  You can get a quart of shit, or if you really care for the giftee...get em' a gallon.  They even include a gift card that comes right in the poo:

The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:

1. To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend.

2. Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn.

3. For your mean boss.

4. For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off.

5. A Last minute gift for some one who has everything.

6. A gag gift.

7. For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg.

8. To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D.

9. Some one left you negative feedback on your auction.

10. You just don't like them.