Te(rd)tris

Payback is a Steaming Pile of a Bitch!

This is so exciting!  I've waited for the glorious day when a normal girl like me could gift a steaming bag of fresh gorilla poo to anyone of my lucky lucky friends!  Oh joy!

Poopsenders sells Cow Dung, Elephant Crap, and my own personal favorite...Gorilla Poop!  You can get a quart of shit, or if you really care for the giftee...get em' a gallon.  They even include a gift card that comes right in the poo:

The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:

1. To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend.

2. Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn.

3. For your mean boss.

4. For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off.

5. A Last minute gift for some one who has everything.

6. A gag gift.

7. For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg.

8. To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D.

9. Some one left you negative feedback on your auction.

10. You just don't like them.

The Fabulous Story of Poop

Clean up that dog Poo, bitches!

...Poo happens and then you die.

Why Poo?

Because I like it.  Something about poo really makes me happy.  I like doing it, looking at it, laughing about it, talking about it, and grossing people out by it.  I like jokes about poo, pictures of poo and  fuck, leave me alone, poo is funny and I'm blogging about it, OK??!!

FOR THE RECORD...I'm not that gross...I don't want to like, roll around in shit or anything...I draw the line somewhere!  But if you're into that kind of thing, hit me up, we could be friends.  Send me your pictures too!  I would really like to see that.

Why poo?  I don't know...

You're talking to a girl with all intentions of getting a steaming pile of cartoon poo (complete with the wavy lines coming off of it which is meant to show how bad it stinks and a fly about to land) tattooed on my body! 

My first boyfriends name was Poo (Pooh really, but still)! 

One time, my friend Tommy bought me this book full of photos of dog poo (we hope) turned into art.  Tommy is now like, always going to be my BFF because who else know's me well enough to not only know about my (formerly) secret poo obsession, but also support it!?

 

 

 

(sprinklebrigade)

I giggle whenever I hear the word Poo....every. time.  I can't help it.

So...if you're into poo, or even if you're not.  Stay with me.  Atleast you'll get a good laugh, that is what this is all about anyway because...Poo happens and then you die.